I'm convinced that if necessary I could elude capture by your average police officer on foot. I wish there were a way to test this hypothesis that didn't require my (1) giving a cop probable cause to detain me and (2) fleeing.
Also, I don't know what frustrates me more: the people who scoff at the idea of my outrunning a cop or those who display utter indifference. Probably the people who don't care. It's not that I expect them to have ever given it even a moment of thought prior to my bringing it up. It's just that once I do make that claim, it seems to me that they should at the very least proffer an opinion.
Maybe I'll hold up a doughnut shop and put this matter to rest.
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